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I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

Chorus
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

Chorus

Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

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Traduction
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Je suis né avec une bite dans le cerveau
Ouais l'esprit complètement désiquilibré
Mon beau-père m'a dit que j'étais nul au pieu.
Jusqu'à ce qu'une nuit il apparaisse devant moi et me dise :
" Allons faire un tour dehors, je veux me faire sucer dans le cabanon
- On peut pas plutôt jouer avec Teddy Ruxpin ? (1)
- Après que je t'aurais baisé les fesses, que je me serais fait sucer,
Que j'aurais joui et que je me serais reposé un peu."
Le jour suivant ma mère a dit :
" Putain je ne sais pas ce qui va pas avec ce gosse...
Ce bâtard refuse de manger ce qu'on lui donne,
Il vient de se pendre dans la salle de bain, il est mort
Jeffrey, ne laisse pas ce petit enculé t'emmerder
Va le voir et éteint une cigarette sur son cou.
- Je te paris qu'il fait semblant, j'te le paris
Je suis sûr qu'il veut probablement voir à quel point il peut t'énerver
Je vais m'en occuper, sauf bien sûr si tu as une objection.
- Oui va lui défoncer la cervelle s'il reste quelque chose dans sa tête."

Refrainx2 :
Si tu pouvais compter les squelettes dans mon placard (*)
Sous mon lit et sous mon lavabo,
Alors tu saurais que j'ai complètement pété un plomb
"Est-il fou ?"
"Nan, il est taré."

"C'est bon?
- Nan, ce petit enculé a essayé de me mordre le visage
Je viens à peine de me faire poursuivre avec une tronçonneuse
Puis il a enlevé les lames de la tronçonneuse avec les dents
Il a mangé la lame, il a mis une balle de baseball dans un lance-pierre
Il a visé son propre visage et a lâché l'élastique
Son oeil a sauté, il l'a ramassé et a joué au ping pong avec
Puis il a joué au ping pong avec son propre zizi
Ce connard a les couilles de King Kong.
Puis il a lâché la tondeuse à gazon sur la pelouse
Et il s'est glissé dessous
Puis il a enlevé son pantalon, et le reste
Il tout enlevé sauf son débardeur et son soutien-gorge."
C'est un vrai dûr, hein ? Ouais, un type fou ce Shady
Mec, ce connard est un gangsta, hein mec ?
Shady, qu'est-ce qui se passe dans ce putain de cerveau qu'est le tien ?
Ne dis plus rien, qu'est-ce que t'attends ? Chante.

Refrain x2 :
Si tu pouvais compter les squelettes dans mon placard (*)
Sous mon lit et sous mon lavabo,
Alors tu saurais que j'ai complètement pété un plomb
"Est-il fou ?"
"Nan, il est taré."

"Est-ce que tu sais ce que "Felch"(2) sgnifie ? (- Ouais...)
- Bon alors dis-moi, tu préfère le faire ou qu'on te le fasse ?
Encule-les et aspire le sperme avec la bouche en rotant.
Rote, rote, et va te servir une seconde fois.
Tu comprends ce que je te dis? Tu me sens bien ?
Je veux que mes paroles te touchent comme mon beau-père m'a touché (3)
Baise un petit chiot, frappe-le pendant qu'il couine.
- Shady putain qu'est-ce que tu racontes ?
- Je sais pas, aidez-moi
Qu'est-ce qui m'arrive ? Putain je crois que je suis en train de fondre.
- Marshall je t'aime mon garçon, je me soucis de ton bien-être.
- Nan, papa, j'ai dis non ! Je n'ai pas besoin que l'on m'aide à pisser
Je suis un grand garçon, je peux le faire tout seul, tu vois ?
Je ne me déshabille que quand la baby-sitter me le demande,
Elle m'a montré un film du genre "Nightmare on Elm Street", (4)
Mais il était classé X et s'appelait en fait "Pubic Hair on Chelsey" (5)
- Bien, celui-ci s'appelle "Viol de Cul" et on devrait faire la scène de la prison."

Refrain x2 :
Si tu pouvais compter les squelettes dans mon placard (*)
Sous mon lit et sous mon lavabo,
Alors tu saurais que j'ai complètement pété un plomb
"Est-il fou ?"
"Nan, il est taré."

(*) Squelettes dans son placard a deux sens : sens littéral et aussi être fou.
(1) Une marque de nounours.
(2) Une pratique sexuelle qui consiste à éjaculer dans l'anus de son/sa partenaire, puis à aspirer son propre sperme avec la bouche, et à le refiler à son/sa partenaire en l'embrassant.
(3) Jeu de mot entre deux sens de "Feel", qui peut signifier "Comprendre" ou "Tripoter".
La traduction mot par mot serait donc: "Je veux que tu me comprennes comme mon beau-père m'a tripoté", mais ça le fait pas en français.
(4) (Les Griffes De la Nuit), film américain réalisé par Wes Craven, sorti en 1984. C'est le premier film avec Freddy Krueger.
(5) Traduction : Poil Pubien à Chelsea

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• Title: My Mom
• Album: Relapse
• Year: 2009

Lyrics:

Intro
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!

Chorus
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, because I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired
of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh
But this is just a story of when I was just a
shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium

Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? Bitch you are not my keeper, I'm sleeping
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for
Slut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playing
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra

Chorus
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
now just wait til I Crush the valium and put it in your potatoes
you little motherfucker! I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face
Without even tastin' it, you better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place
Spinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same shit again, then when i make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the shit, you little shit Wanna sit there and play innocent
A rat fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!

My Mom, there's no one else quite like My Mom
I know I should let bygons be bygons
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause

Chorus
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

Bridge
My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish With my valium spinach
But my buzz only last about 2 minutes!
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, My valium
My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm

Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually, what has ended up happening
A tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it's
Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it
Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog, with the medicince she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' asprin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack, you hungry you fuckin' brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, But I don't need, well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

Chorus :
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

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• Title: 3 .A.M.
• Album: Relapse
• Year: 2009

Lyrics:

Ohh ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohhh
Ohhh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)
Ohh ohh
Oohh
Oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea) oh(yea)oh(yea)
Ohh
Woahh
There is no escaping (yo)(yooo)
There's no place to hide(yooo)(yooo)
Yes please someone save me(yo)(yooo)
But they don't pave no mind( yooo) (yooo)
(Good night)
Good bye

(Verse 1)
Your walkin down a horror corridor
It's almost 4 in the mornin
And your in a
Nightmare
It's HORRIBLE
Right there's the coroner
Waitin for you
To turn the corner
So he can corner ya
Your a goner
He's ona ya
Out the corner of his cornea
He just saw you run
All you want is to rest
Cause you can't run anymore
Your done
All he wants is to kill you in front of an audience
While everybody
Is watchin in the party applauding it
Here I sit while I'm caught up in deep thought again
Contemplading my next plot again
Swallowin the Klonopin
While I'm noddin
In and out on the autumn and
If the ramada inn
Holdin onto the pill bottle then
Lick my finger and swirl it round the bottom
And make sure I got all of it
Wake up naked at mcdonalds
With
Blood all over me
Dead bodies
Behind the counter
SHIT
Guess I must of just blacked out again
NOT AGAIN

(Chorus)
It's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 2)
Sitting nude in my living room
It's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube
Maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel
Until I find hannah montana
Then I reach for the aloe and lanalin
Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin
Every candle on top of the fire place
Mantalin
Grab my flannel and my bandana then
Kiss the naked manakin man again
You can see him standin in my
Front window
If you look in
I'm just a hooligan
Who's use to usin hallicinogens
Causin illusions again
Brain contusions again
Cutting and bruising the skin
Raise the scissors and pins
Jesus when does it end
Phases that I go through
Dazed and I'm so confused
Days that I don't know who
Gave these molecules too
Me
What am I gone do
Had the prodical son
The diabolical one
Very methodical
I slaughtered them

(Chorus)
It's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

(Verse 3)
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again
She puts the lotion in the bucket
He puts the lotion on the skin
Or else it gets the hose again

I duck and I slash slice and gash
Last night was a blast
I can't quite remember when I
Had that much fun
Off a half pint of the jack
My last vic and a half
A flashlight
Up kim kardashians ass

I remember the first time
I dismembered a family member
December I think it was
I was having drinks with my cuz
And I wrapped him
In christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin tub
Cut him up into pieces
Then just when I went to drink his
Blood
I thought I outta drink this bath water
That outta be fun
That's when my days of serial murder man slaughter begun
The sight of blood excites me
That might be an artery son
Your blood curdling screams
Just don't seem to bother me none
It's 3 am
And here I come
So you should probably run
A secret passage way around here
Man there's got to be one
Oh no there's probably none
He can scream all that he wants
Top of his lungs
It aint no stoppin me from choppin him up(up)

(Chorus)
Cause it's 3 a.m in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

I said
It's 3 am in the mornin
Put my key in the door and
Bodies layin all of the floor and
I don't remember how they got there but I guess I must of killed em
Killed em

Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo (a yoooo)
Yooo (yoooo)
A yoooo ( a yoooo)